On Performance Tights Short

I committed a cardinal sin of racing with these shorts: the first time I put them on was on the morning of my 18th* marathon. They did not budge. They did not chafe. They held all my gels and my phone and my gloves when my hands warmed up. Do I wish the inseam was 1" shorter? Yes. Are they still the very best shorts despite that minor imperfection? Also yes.

*Meaning I should have known better